Acapulco Dreamin'

Vacatiooooooooooon! Wow 5 days in Mexico with some of the coolest kids Detroit Metro and Chi-town have to offer. Paradise at last............

Checked into the Crowne Hotel the first night and rolled 8 deep to get some dinner. We met some chicks from Boston and proceeded to show them how michigan does it. SHOTS!!! ANNIE UP! Def. in the mood to get to the club, but my ass is turned away b/c i'm wearin' shorts. No prob I say, let's roll to the strip club. Me, Dustin and Katrina leave the group and go to this club that's hoppin. We grab a booth and notice that all around us their's hard core porn on all the flat screen tv's. We're like WTF.....but we're cool with it. Couple minutes later a couple comes in and sits next to us in the booth and before you know it, this dude is finger bangin' his girl in front of everyone. We were dyin'........is that dude for real? Apparently he was thinkin the same thing, b/c 5 minutes later when we look over again he was getting head from this chick! WHOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! This was nutz, anything goes in Mexico. We grab a quick lap dance then got out of there.......pretty shady.

Next day we head on up to the Villas to meet the rest of our crew. 21 total and we are in awe. This is the nicest place i've ever stayed at to date. There is an intricate maze of rooms and more rooms that are connected together. Couple this with your private bartender, cooks, maids, private pool, fish shaped hot tub, and view of all Acapulco and you are livin' large! We start binge drinking and having a blast. Anything you want, you had access too. We headed out to El Abrije for the night and tore this place up. I found my way to the dance floor and began recruiting the local talent. Before you know if we had 8 canadians that were ready for anything. We cut a rug and did a plethora of shots before we headed back to the villas. We hung out with the girls and before you know if I was going to bed with the sun coming up.........

Saturday-Monday was the same thing..........party and drink all day, only to stop and get ready for the club. In the effort of saving time, i'll fast forward to the last night. We hit up Paladium, which i've heard is the number1 or 2 club in the world?? Not sure if this is true but it was amazing! Stadium seating and private booths with waiters all over the place. We had had a MSU sorority over earlier in the evening before we headed out, so we immediately located them when we got in the door. These girls were out of control.......and there was a ton of them. We all hit up the dance floor, where I was doing the Soldier Boy dance with one of them(which i was pretty impressed she knew it) and trying not to go deaf from all the bass. Sooooooo many shots I was in rare form, but then again when wasn't I on this trip? The Devil was the highlight of the night, a guy painted all in silver with strobe lights attached to his wrists, contacts that made his eyes glow, and a getup coupled with a headdress that would be the ultimate halloween costume if one was to wear it. He adlibs to a song called "Sex, Drugs and House". The way this guy could get the crowd surging was fucking amazing! You had so much adrenaline going that anything seemed possible at any second. CO2 would blast from the ceiling and you wouldn't be able to see..........chaos all around you. We finally rolled out, some of the MSU chicks coming with us......haha. The stories from the guys the next morning were hilarious...........ahhhhh good old MSU. Finally, it was time to catch the plane and return to 20 degree weather. Only one of the guys caugh Monezuma's Revenge(diahhrea and flu combo due to drinking/eating bad food/water). We had a crash landing that scared the shit out of me b/c the weather was so bad. I had to question myself of why I live in Michigan? I really couldn't justify a good answer........maybe that is a sign.

It's funny when you take a trip like this and your able to briefly leave all your stress and troubles behind you that you find yourself analyzing your life. Things that you normally don't think about run through your mind and you kind of challenge yourself as to what makes you happy and what you want out of life.......I voiced this to many of my now friends from the trip that I hadn't met until 5 days before and found that they too had had similar thoughts. I guess this is a normal thing.......wow, already thinking about future vacations. Acapulco, you were one for the record books! Good friends, good times, and i'm peeling like crazy.....

By the way, "Gorilla Log" isn't unique to myself and MSU as many of the other people were recording funny quotes and documenting events similar to the way we have in the past in a book/scroll/voice recorder. I hope JSomps has these treasured artifacts under lock and key and doesn't lose them the way he did that movie we found in Fort Lauderdale many many years ago......haha.

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vanilla

what up vanilla's, i dont understand what the hell the point of this bloggin thing is? we email each other all day long, that shit's not enough? now i gotta write out my thoughts and shit... this is too much work.

PEACE

Hello 25!

Soooo you're turning 25........not only does that mean your a quarter century, but you must answer to your friends questions of what you wanna do to celebrate. Well this kid likes to do it big so keeping with that mindset I started on Thursday. Zach and I really had no objective in mind except to meet up for a couple drinks, but like always things got a little out of hand.....

I link up with Zach at the bar and have a seat when I notice a group of girls that I know sitting next to him. Glances are exchanged followed by one of the girls coming over to talk. Joslyn was dressed up but claimed she looked like capt. Jack from Pirates of the Carribean. Of course this wasn't the case but we played along and ordered "Jack" in honor of the nickname. The girls were goin upstairs and wanted us to come with em, but we weren't ready to move on yet. We stuck around downstairs and in comes my familair waitress from Sizzlin' Sticks. Girl is dressed to impress and more than willing to put it out there. We make eye contact followed by the visit from her soon after. Before I know it, she's buying us shots galore and being super agressive. I'm getting a buzz going and this chick is throwin some crazy lines at me.....reminded me of the female version of myself...haha. I meet all her gf's, which apparently have partied on cass lake this summer and know my friends, so of course we do the small talk for a lil bit regarding the issue. Meanwhile Zach runs into a couple friends he knows and wants to go upstairs and do it up. We get up there and it was on. Girls were hungry and were definitely out to either get some ass or recruit that future bf. The after college game i've learned is much different from what I used to be accustomed to, but girls apparently were breaking the rules and putting themselves out there. I was beating them off with a stick and sending them over to zach to ease the commotion. This wasn't even the goal of the night but we were at it in full force now. We finally got off the dance floor and realized it was getting late. I'd been dodging sizzling sticks and capt. Jack on and off throughout the night due to the conflict of interest coupled with the randoms that were there too. There was no way I could drive home yet so we hung out in Zach's car for a bit crackin up about how ridiculous the night was. It's interesting to hear you're friends plans for the next day knowing that he doesn't have a real job yet and have to get up early as hell like you do. Keeping with this idea, I definitely was forced to call in the next day and found myself dry heaving in the sink shortly after. My entire friday was shot.........

Saturday I was job hunting like usual looking for that dream job when I got the sudden idea to look into metro pcs for a new phone. I don't know why I didn't look into this before because I definitely walked out with a new phone under no contract and the beloved txting capability that I haven't had for the past year! I'm frickin pumped and shoot out a couple texts to people. The response was hilarious. I get, "WELCOME TO 2008", "YOU HAVE JUST STEPPED YOUR GAME UP TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL", "UH OH, BALLER". I was crackin' up....

We end up in Detroit at a buddy's place where my night starts with Beam on the rocks.......disgusting. We have a few drinks then roll out to Proof which is right below his place. Mind you, i'm wearing a sport coat(which I've never worn out in my life) and its fucking freeeeeezing. Picked the worst night ever to not wear a coat. We finish a couple rounds at Proof then head out to Pulse, followed by Esko(where a $20 cover seemed ridiculous to us) and landed at The Well only to leave and head to Baltimore Lunch. We had done it up MSU style grabbing drinks every place we went and I was getting sloppy. At the final place we stop at there is a back door where all kinds of underage kids are pouring in......I was like, "What the fuck?" but then I remembered I was in D and that stuff happens all the time. Aug aka "The Game" was trying to talk to some chick behind the bar that was to busy texting TJ Ducket. He leaves her at the end of the night with the comment, "I'd ask for your number, but i'm pretty sure I'll never see you again".........hahaha I couldn't believe he said that. Just goes to show that you WILL NOT find a wife/gf at the bar. Finally, we'd had enough and got back on the road where Nate drove us home. We went in the house and left Aug passed out in the back seat only to come back out to get him later that night in fear that he would freeze to death.......lol. I go to bed only to wake up to the house cold as fuck.........the heater was broke ......again. I'm like you gotta be kidding me. I'm in a full fledged sweatsuit outfit wearing a hat in my own house trying not to turn into an icicle. I follow the trail of mac n' cheese to the couch where I find Augie passed out next to an empty bowl. He wakes up and I question him regarding the Mac........he claims he doesn't know anything about it.............riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...haha. Overall, it was quite the B-Day weekend. Bringing closure to 24 and welcoming 25............I wonder what this year will hold.

RD's Nuts

What up G's and G-ette's? Glad to see the G-log has been resurrected and is back in full force! I miss the old days of collecting bone yard specimen from L.EYE's bed at 4am and putting a top jaw rope on paul wall during his late night slumber. But now I'm out in the NYC and missing out on all of the fun that you guys have been having lately. However, i'm trying to do it up right out here. Was at the bar until 5:45am on Saturday night... Dropped a ball and a half and ended the night eating late night "street meat" (cart food) on some random corner in Midtown at about 6:30am after being offered a legitimate tag team opportunity. Good times good times, pics to follow soon!

You guys should def all come out and visit soon... It's reeedic out here! Bars don't close and neither do the ladies. And these girls are agressive (no game needed "CP"s)! Let's get a plan, either a springer break type vacation (Flo Rida, AZ, CA, etc) or an NYC extravaganza, whatever the group decides is cool with me...

Crank Dat Soulja Boy

Kwame Kilpatrick - A Man Misunderstood?

Having text isn't that cool now is it? OH SNAP!

G.C.G

So glad to be a part of the blog... thank you Torri.... now we have even more excuses to not do work. I guess an update for those of you that don't know, but I did finally make it to Chi... all moved in and trying to not turn into the GCG (aka Generic Chicago Girl) fully equipped with apple bottoms and boots with the fur... we'll see how my efforts hold up. Yes, Torri came to visit, a shit-show as usual. Please, anyone and everyone come visit anytime, you are always welcome. xoxo

~katie

Canoose

Always nice to see JSix is still alive and smashing pennies... I often find myself wondering what's going on in that kid's life as it always involves some sort of 3-some or large woman.

Jsix Info

hey all, im down here in Jupiter, Fl just north of Ft. Lauderdale. I was out today downloading receivers and on our first drop we were visited by 3 nice bull sharks. We will be out tagging sharks later this week....i gotta hop in the water with my speargun and shoot some fish first to lure the sharks in. I hope all you fuckers are doing well.

Jsix

Gorilla

For those who don't know the origination of "Gorilla"

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Cell Mass was once logoed with a picture of a silver back gorilla on the front. Back when I too chemically enhanced my body the way Torri still does... Torri and I ebay purchased 50 pounds of this stuff, and used it to achieve "results."

I just threw away the remaining jug of this product. I probably could have sold it to TP for a profit....

Holla, bon jour, hello, and aloha

Torri - Good work on the Gorilla Log. I'd love to find our old one and relieve some memories past.

Status: I can finally breathe at work now. Tonight at 9, Go Green!


CP Out

This is my 6-pack

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Crazy Crazy Weekend

Was in Chi on Friday kickin' it with the girls and Benny. We dropped a ball at some UofM bar that was out of control. Kind of strange, I totally didn't expect that UofM had it in them. Drink of the night was Pine-Apple Upside-Down cake, while the worst was Ben's shot of whiskey that nearly made us all throw up. Seems like only a matter of time before I find myself down there along with the rest of the world...

We hit up a late night bar for a bit and like always I found myself on the dance floor......Funny shit, I go to collect our jackets and find this rather large girl following this skinnier guy(smaller than her) into the booth where our jackets are. They immediately start going at it and all I can think about is "Jeeeeeeeeeeezus just lemme get our shit out of there". Conventional wisdom would lead me to believe that that guy is going to hate himself in the morning.....needless to say I was crackin' up and not even a lazy eyed sizzle would have pulled that move.

The girls wanted me to stay on Sat. but I had to get back for Katrina's B-day party. The drive back from Chi. sucked but we had a lot of fun at Boogie Fever. I met up with Nasty Nate and some other buddies for some drinks before hand so we already had a nice little buzz goin by the time we rolled in. I don't know how many people deep we were but there was a ton of us. Again, found myself cutting a rug out there....nothings changed. Familiar quote the next day, "I probably should have been driving".........we gotta cut that shit out, it's not worth it.....

Sunday woke up with no power in the house..........wtf.

Note to Self

It's 2008 and spring break is right around the corner. All I wanna know is, "Who's coming with me?"

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