MSU Vs UofM Recap

Fellas and G-log followers, once again I've been slacking on my entries. A lot of shit has happened, and though much has been verbally communicated, years later I will appreciate having written this down.

MSU vs UofM tailgate.......another win for the good guys. I made my appearance to N^2's tailgate with a case of miller light, skull beer bong, and box of franzia. I figure if you're gonna do it up, do it up right. N^2 had been looking to switch up his lifestyle down in Amarillo TX from the usual pizza dinner, pack of smokes, and mug beers that he had know, so well in months past. I sent him a workout plan and gave him ideas on how to low carb and eat more healthy. It's one thing to point somebody in the right direction but man N^2 looked like a different person. His face was half the size that I remember and he was rocking a pair of "Jared" jeans....haha. Now I maintained my composure at this tailgate while watching everyone else get annihilated. One of the kids even face planted into the grass after playing "Louisville Chugger". It was hilarious!

Everything in moderation though, the game had finally started and I left the tailgate to go meet up with my brother who was at his usual Burgerama hangout. The line was long as fuck though and seeing as how I wasn't drunk, I was getting super annoyed at the people that were cutting and talking shit. I waited for awhile but finally bounced to grab a bite and met up with my co-worker Jimmy who was prowling the area looking for some strange. He was rolling with a co-ed crew that was pretty funny so we hit it off right away. They were looking to hit a bar so we ended up at the Post. I walk up to the bar and order not really paying attention when it suddenly dawns on me that i'm ordering from this chick that I hooked up with on my lake 2 summers ago! She looks kind of confused and I don't say anything to her, but handle my order like I have hundreds of times before. I laugh to myself and tell my buddy the story of this chick....he laughs too then we chill for a little bit before peacing out to rest up for the night.

Now I knew it was going to be busy later b/c this is a huge weekend for MSU, but what I saw when we made it back out around 8pm was riiiiidiculous. Every line was like 100 people deep. We attempted to get into PT's but the line was dude ranch and it was def not moving anytime soon.....quick decision, we head across the street towards the liquor store and make a purchase. Somehow our crew cut a bunch of people who were in line at the Post and we finished up our drink mixes just in time to get in. Initially I was pissed b/c we had just been there earlier and we were back again, but soon I changed my mind. We go to get some drinks and ol girl is pulling a double. She again is my bartender and this time says to me "are you Torri?" I smile and say "yea we had a little thing back in the day". She kind of laughs to, hooks us up with the drinks and then I walk away....

Time to get my swag on haha. I walk down to the other side of the bar and see this brunette chick sitting by herself at a table. I lean over and talk to her for a few minutes. She's 28, attractive and an alumn.....ok cool. A bunch of guys come back to sit with her, so I conveniently peace out only to get eaten up by a group of 7 blonde hair chicks. One of the chicks was amazing and I was networking my way to her through the other girls when my buddy Jimmy starts talking to her. I let him have a shot at this chick while I talk with the other girls only to end up with a stalker.......Jimmy didn't get anywhere and now I had the wrong girl interested in me. That's what u get sometimes from winging your boy. Quick decision, I tell the girls that I'll be right back and go to the other side of the bar to distance myself from this chick. As I get over there the 28yr old decides that she's leaving and comes over to me. "Soooo i'm coming back into town for Homecoming with my girls and i'm planning on calling you".......I laugh and say oh yea cuz you don't have my number and what's your status? She says, "Yea I have a boyfriend for 5 years" then looks at me and says "whats your number".....lol lol! I give it to her and she says seeya in a couple weeks.........i'm lmao by now........gotta love these shady ass chicks from MSU....nothing has changed. One down....

By this time its about midnight and the crew i'm with is talking about going to a different bar so I go up to close my tab. Bartender goes, "so do you ever get up here at all?" I say not really anymore, but on occasion. She closes me out then hands me a folded piece of paper and says, "If you haven't had a taste already......" I start laughing......of course I have, I tore her ass up! Two down....

I go back to my group who points out the 500 person line outside and the fact that its raining. Change of plans, we're staying........there's no way i'm standing in line.

Alright I regroup, and then walk back over to the other side of the bar where I run into two smoking hot chicks that I start talking with. Both are outstanding and are the complete opposite of the other one. Brunette and blonde......one of my fantasies haha. I'm hollering at both of them when some dude comes up to me and I find out that he is the BF of the brunette haired chick. He's cool though and tells me that I am exactly the blonde girl's type.......his gf confirms this. Pretty soon the blonde haired chick(who I still have no idea what her name is) is all over me and we are tearing up the dance floor. She had that high school track body, toned, hot, and a great ass that I was getting to know quite well haha! The other group of 7 blonde haired girls was still at the bar and was now talking shit about the girl I was with. They kept trying to pull me away from her every chance they could get which was annoying, because this chick was dope and things were going well. I kept ignoring them......

Finally, the hot chick i'm with says, "I want you to meet my sister and my friends"........now any guy knows that the next day none of that shit will matter, but I roll with it anyways. Whoahhhhhh, her sister is smoking hot as well and is actually my age. New target? Negative sir, this chick's BF was there and is 2 inches taller than me and probably 30lbs more ripped.....no need to get myself into that situation haha. By this time i'm being that guy and i'm making out with this chick at the bar..........huge pet peeve of mine. I hate seeing that shit let alone partaking in it. My bad.

"Let's get out of here I say"........
"Ok, let's go back to my house"
"Where do you live"
"The Alpha Phi house".....

Yahtzee!!!!!!!!! Pretty soon i'm upstairs where I walk in on a familiar sight.....tiny ass room, bunkbeds, etc etc.....things are getting very interesting on the lower bunk soon after but there was very little room to move. Here's where things get interesting.......

I get up to start taking off my clothes and she gets up as well thinking she's going to take off what little she is wearing too.....hahahaha. Instead she walks out the door into the hall. Nothing is said and nothing is weird, so i'm thinking she's just going to use the bathroom.....standard op no big deal.

Now picture me laying in this tiny bunk bed in my boxers waiting for this chick to get back so I can do work.......5 minutes goes by........7......8...suddenly i'm like what the fuck happened to this girl? I can't be that random guy that wakes up in a sorority house the next day.....no way! So I put my clothes back on and walk into the hallway. I don't hear anything and the bathroom is right there but nothing either......what the fuck? I wasn't about to be a stalker and go looking for this chick so I walked out and got in my car. Now i'm laughing but i'm also pissed. It's like 4 in the morning and i'm to tired to drive. Where can I go? Suddenly it dawn's on me. I can hit up Tian's place in Okemos for a piece of bed.....

I rock the BMW experience over to Okemos where I quitely walk in the front door and see one of his roommates wake up who was sleeping in a chairm and his gf was passed out on the couch. I tap on Tian's door and he comes out....."WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE AND WHY ARE YOU WAKING EVERYBODY UP?!" I'm like whoah man chill out, you are the one yelling, I just need a piece of bed. My brother is not having it and before I know if, his roommate has pulled his gf off the couch and they go to his room to pass back out. My brother is pissed, but I am drunk and lay down on the couch to pass out.

BEEP!.........30 second pause.......BEEP!.........you've gotta be fucking kidding me. These poor ass kids can't scrap together five cents to put a new battery in their smoke detector????? The noise was resonating through the entire house too.....BEEEEEP! Goddam my light sleeping tendencies......and how am I not with a chick right now after all the opportunity that was thrown at me today? Whatever it will make for a funny story to tell the guys about tomorrow....

I finally pass out for a couple hrs only to wake up at 8am to the fucking smoke detector. I can't fall back asleep. Alright i'm outta here. I drove all the way back to my Cass Lake house at the time and pass out. What a ridiculous weekend............I can finally clock out....To this day we still don't know what happened to the Alpha Phi chick....

Real Big

So I'm writing this to let everybody know I'm worried about Torri. The kid has been obsessing over his physique lately... He spends all this money on workouts and products that promise results. I found a bottle of this in his room the other day:

http://www.evitamins.com/product.asp?pid=2731

Everybody knows this is a gateway drug to hardcore steroids. I'm scared the kid is taking a step in the wrong direction and going the unnatural route. Everybody please discuss this with Torri, voice your concerns and tell him not to mess his life up. He might end up like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBWMRRWOrM