What up G Log, it's been awhile but i'm back! Forgot what email I used to log into this thing, but trial and error is on my side. So I been reading this book, "I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL", and have been laughing my ass off. Basically, this book has story after story about some kid getting drunk, hooking up, and just disrespecting girls altogether, LOL! Some of the shit he does is almost unbelievable, but occasionally I can relate to a few events that are intertwined with my own. Just a simple example: he is at a party where people are doing keg stands. It's some chicks turn and they lift her up and start counting. The guy in this book, Tucker Max, walks up out of a crowd of people and punches her square in the vagina before fading back in the crown unnoticed........I was dying after reading this haha. Who does something like that?
This weekend was pretty fun and I definitely needed it. The entire week with work was stressing me the fuck out. With the economy being shit, Toyota is penny pinching everything and implementing numerous cost reduction activities on my products. On top of this we are also taking on additional internal projects because of people that quit as well as the fact that our group consistently produces strong results. It sucks right now, but it's definitely better than being a statistic and looking for a job.
I'll end with a story about N^2. So we hit up the Irish Tavern to watch my buddy performing(he's a little asian dude thats 37, and looks like he's 20, I shit you not) We met up with a bunch of my other friends who came out and just kept it chill. N^2, pulls up this email on his Iphone of these chicks with huuuuuge tits and he's showing people at the bar. He is smashed and thinks this is hilarious..........I am laughing myself. He shows his phone to another little asian guy that is there and suddenly this kids eyes are no longer asian and look like saucers LOL! He was looking at the pics for like five minutes. I am doing my thing and mingling towards the end of the night when I need to round up Nate to get out of there. I find him playing Keno at the bar where he tells me he's playing with some of the bar tenders money(who he showed the naked pics to earlier, yea unbelievable) because he was short a few dollars. I finally get him out of there and back to the house where he proclaims, "i'm not ready to stop drinking yet". Granted its like 230am...I think there's a name for people like this. Stay tuned..
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Crazy Crazy Weekend
Yo - So I worked my magic I have the original BF coming to town to celebrate this Icefest. Rumor has it that this thing is fun... but so is kayaking in Jamaica... but both will end up giving you a rash...
Check it.
I haven't published a post on the log in minute.
But that don't mean I ain't about to get up in it.
This weekend it's on - that is fo sho.
Sposed to be warm - icefect aint gettin' no snow.
But trust me when I say - things might still get white...
Deegan is making the trek - you know that's right.
Aug will be there too, spittin' all his game to the guys.
Too bad that all he'll take home that night is some fries.
Torri after the hype, this party better not suck.
I'll bust up in your room while you and the secretary f-ck.
It's nearly five here's where it'll stop.
Just like Saturday night, where on Torri's pillow I'll pop.
Check it.
I haven't published a post on the log in minute.
But that don't mean I ain't about to get up in it.
This weekend it's on - that is fo sho.
Sposed to be warm - icefect aint gettin' no snow.
But trust me when I say - things might still get white...
Deegan is making the trek - you know that's right.
Aug will be there too, spittin' all his game to the guys.
Too bad that all he'll take home that night is some fries.
Torri after the hype, this party better not suck.
I'll bust up in your room while you and the secretary f-ck.
It's nearly five here's where it'll stop.
Just like Saturday night, where on Torri's pillow I'll pop.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Acapulco Dreamin'
Vacatiooooooooooon! Wow 5 days in Mexico with some of the coolest kids Detroit Metro and Chi-town have to offer. Paradise at last............
Checked into the Crowne Hotel the first night and rolled 8 deep to get some dinner. We met some chicks from Boston and proceeded to show them how michigan does it. SHOTS!!! ANNIE UP! Def. in the mood to get to the club, but my ass is turned away b/c i'm wearin' shorts. No prob I say, let's roll to the strip club. Me, Dustin and Katrina leave the group and go to this club that's hoppin. We grab a booth and notice that all around us their's hard core porn on all the flat screen tv's. We're like WTF.....but we're cool with it. Couple minutes later a couple comes in and sits next to us in the booth and before you know it, this dude is finger bangin' his girl in front of everyone. We were dyin'........is that dude for real? Apparently he was thinkin the same thing, b/c 5 minutes later when we look over again he was getting head from this chick! WHOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! This was nutz, anything goes in Mexico. We grab a quick lap dance then got out of there.......pretty shady.
Next day we head on up to the Villas to meet the rest of our crew. 21 total and we are in awe. This is the nicest place i've ever stayed at to date. There is an intricate maze of rooms and more rooms that are connected together. Couple this with your private bartender, cooks, maids, private pool, fish shaped hot tub, and view of all Acapulco and you are livin' large! We start binge drinking and having a blast. Anything you want, you had access too. We headed out to El Abrije for the night and tore this place up. I found my way to the dance floor and began recruiting the local talent. Before you know if we had 8 canadians that were ready for anything. We cut a rug and did a plethora of shots before we headed back to the villas. We hung out with the girls and before you know if I was going to bed with the sun coming up.........
Saturday-Monday was the same thing..........party and drink all day, only to stop and get ready for the club. In the effort of saving time, i'll fast forward to the last night. We hit up Paladium, which i've heard is the number1 or 2 club in the world?? Not sure if this is true but it was amazing! Stadium seating and private booths with waiters all over the place. We had had a MSU sorority over earlier in the evening before we headed out, so we immediately located them when we got in the door. These girls were out of control.......and there was a ton of them. We all hit up the dance floor, where I was doing the Soldier Boy dance with one of them(which i was pretty impressed she knew it) and trying not to go deaf from all the bass. Sooooooo many shots I was in rare form, but then again when wasn't I on this trip? The Devil was the highlight of the night, a guy painted all in silver with strobe lights attached to his wrists, contacts that made his eyes glow, and a getup coupled with a headdress that would be the ultimate halloween costume if one was to wear it. He adlibs to a song called "Sex, Drugs and House". The way this guy could get the crowd surging was fucking amazing! You had so much adrenaline going that anything seemed possible at any second. CO2 would blast from the ceiling and you wouldn't be able to see..........chaos all around you. We finally rolled out, some of the MSU chicks coming with us......haha. The stories from the guys the next morning were hilarious...........ahhhhh good old MSU. Finally, it was time to catch the plane and return to 20 degree weather. Only one of the guys caugh Monezuma's Revenge(diahhrea and flu combo due to drinking/eating bad food/water). We had a crash landing that scared the shit out of me b/c the weather was so bad. I had to question myself of why I live in Michigan? I really couldn't justify a good answer........maybe that is a sign.
It's funny when you take a trip like this and your able to briefly leave all your stress and troubles behind you that you find yourself analyzing your life. Things that you normally don't think about run through your mind and you kind of challenge yourself as to what makes you happy and what you want out of life.......I voiced this to many of my now friends from the trip that I hadn't met until 5 days before and found that they too had had similar thoughts. I guess this is a normal thing.......wow, already thinking about future vacations. Acapulco, you were one for the record books! Good friends, good times, and i'm peeling like crazy.....
By the way, "Gorilla Log" isn't unique to myself and MSU as many of the other people were recording funny quotes and documenting events similar to the way we have in the past in a book/scroll/voice recorder. I hope JSomps has these treasured artifacts under lock and key and doesn't lose them the way he did that movie we found in Fort Lauderdale many many years ago......haha.
Checked into the Crowne Hotel the first night and rolled 8 deep to get some dinner. We met some chicks from Boston and proceeded to show them how michigan does it. SHOTS!!! ANNIE UP! Def. in the mood to get to the club, but my ass is turned away b/c i'm wearin' shorts. No prob I say, let's roll to the strip club. Me, Dustin and Katrina leave the group and go to this club that's hoppin. We grab a booth and notice that all around us their's hard core porn on all the flat screen tv's. We're like WTF.....but we're cool with it. Couple minutes later a couple comes in and sits next to us in the booth and before you know it, this dude is finger bangin' his girl in front of everyone. We were dyin'........is that dude for real? Apparently he was thinkin the same thing, b/c 5 minutes later when we look over again he was getting head from this chick! WHOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! This was nutz, anything goes in Mexico. We grab a quick lap dance then got out of there.......pretty shady.
Next day we head on up to the Villas to meet the rest of our crew. 21 total and we are in awe. This is the nicest place i've ever stayed at to date. There is an intricate maze of rooms and more rooms that are connected together. Couple this with your private bartender, cooks, maids, private pool, fish shaped hot tub, and view of all Acapulco and you are livin' large! We start binge drinking and having a blast. Anything you want, you had access too. We headed out to El Abrije for the night and tore this place up. I found my way to the dance floor and began recruiting the local talent. Before you know if we had 8 canadians that were ready for anything. We cut a rug and did a plethora of shots before we headed back to the villas. We hung out with the girls and before you know if I was going to bed with the sun coming up.........
Saturday-Monday was the same thing..........party and drink all day, only to stop and get ready for the club. In the effort of saving time, i'll fast forward to the last night. We hit up Paladium, which i've heard is the number1 or 2 club in the world?? Not sure if this is true but it was amazing! Stadium seating and private booths with waiters all over the place. We had had a MSU sorority over earlier in the evening before we headed out, so we immediately located them when we got in the door. These girls were out of control.......and there was a ton of them. We all hit up the dance floor, where I was doing the Soldier Boy dance with one of them(which i was pretty impressed she knew it) and trying not to go deaf from all the bass. Sooooooo many shots I was in rare form, but then again when wasn't I on this trip? The Devil was the highlight of the night, a guy painted all in silver with strobe lights attached to his wrists, contacts that made his eyes glow, and a getup coupled with a headdress that would be the ultimate halloween costume if one was to wear it. He adlibs to a song called "Sex, Drugs and House". The way this guy could get the crowd surging was fucking amazing! You had so much adrenaline going that anything seemed possible at any second. CO2 would blast from the ceiling and you wouldn't be able to see..........chaos all around you. We finally rolled out, some of the MSU chicks coming with us......haha. The stories from the guys the next morning were hilarious...........ahhhhh good old MSU. Finally, it was time to catch the plane and return to 20 degree weather. Only one of the guys caugh Monezuma's Revenge(diahhrea and flu combo due to drinking/eating bad food/water). We had a crash landing that scared the shit out of me b/c the weather was so bad. I had to question myself of why I live in Michigan? I really couldn't justify a good answer........maybe that is a sign.
It's funny when you take a trip like this and your able to briefly leave all your stress and troubles behind you that you find yourself analyzing your life. Things that you normally don't think about run through your mind and you kind of challenge yourself as to what makes you happy and what you want out of life.......I voiced this to many of my now friends from the trip that I hadn't met until 5 days before and found that they too had had similar thoughts. I guess this is a normal thing.......wow, already thinking about future vacations. Acapulco, you were one for the record books! Good friends, good times, and i'm peeling like crazy.....
By the way, "Gorilla Log" isn't unique to myself and MSU as many of the other people were recording funny quotes and documenting events similar to the way we have in the past in a book/scroll/voice recorder. I hope JSomps has these treasured artifacts under lock and key and doesn't lose them the way he did that movie we found in Fort Lauderdale many many years ago......haha.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
vanilla
what up vanilla's, i dont understand what the hell the point of this bloggin thing is? we email each other all day long, that shit's not enough? now i gotta write out my thoughts and shit... this is too much work.
PEACE
PEACE
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Hello 25!
Soooo you're turning 25........not only does that mean your a quarter century, but you must answer to your friends questions of what you wanna do to celebrate. Well this kid likes to do it big so keeping with that mindset I started on Thursday. Zach and I really had no objective in mind except to meet up for a couple drinks, but like always things got a little out of hand.....
I link up with Zach at the bar and have a seat when I notice a group of girls that I know sitting next to him. Glances are exchanged followed by one of the girls coming over to talk. Joslyn was dressed up but claimed she looked like capt. Jack from Pirates of the Carribean. Of course this wasn't the case but we played along and ordered "Jack" in honor of the nickname. The girls were goin upstairs and wanted us to come with em, but we weren't ready to move on yet. We stuck around downstairs and in comes my familair waitress from Sizzlin' Sticks. Girl is dressed to impress and more than willing to put it out there. We make eye contact followed by the visit from her soon after. Before I know it, she's buying us shots galore and being super agressive. I'm getting a buzz going and this chick is throwin some crazy lines at me.....reminded me of the female version of myself...haha. I meet all her gf's, which apparently have partied on cass lake this summer and know my friends, so of course we do the small talk for a lil bit regarding the issue. Meanwhile Zach runs into a couple friends he knows and wants to go upstairs and do it up. We get up there and it was on. Girls were hungry and were definitely out to either get some ass or recruit that future bf. The after college game i've learned is much different from what I used to be accustomed to, but girls apparently were breaking the rules and putting themselves out there. I was beating them off with a stick and sending them over to zach to ease the commotion. This wasn't even the goal of the night but we were at it in full force now. We finally got off the dance floor and realized it was getting late. I'd been dodging sizzling sticks and capt. Jack on and off throughout the night due to the conflict of interest coupled with the randoms that were there too. There was no way I could drive home yet so we hung out in Zach's car for a bit crackin up about how ridiculous the night was. It's interesting to hear you're friends plans for the next day knowing that he doesn't have a real job yet and have to get up early as hell like you do. Keeping with this idea, I definitely was forced to call in the next day and found myself dry heaving in the sink shortly after. My entire friday was shot.........
Saturday I was job hunting like usual looking for that dream job when I got the sudden idea to look into metro pcs for a new phone. I don't know why I didn't look into this before because I definitely walked out with a new phone under no contract and the beloved txting capability that I haven't had for the past year! I'm frickin pumped and shoot out a couple texts to people. The response was hilarious. I get, "WELCOME TO 2008", "YOU HAVE JUST STEPPED YOUR GAME UP TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL", "UH OH, BALLER". I was crackin' up....
We end up in Detroit at a buddy's place where my night starts with Beam on the rocks.......disgusting. We have a few drinks then roll out to Proof which is right below his place. Mind you, i'm wearing a sport coat(which I've never worn out in my life) and its fucking freeeeeezing. Picked the worst night ever to not wear a coat. We finish a couple rounds at Proof then head out to Pulse, followed by Esko(where a $20 cover seemed ridiculous to us) and landed at The Well only to leave and head to Baltimore Lunch. We had done it up MSU style grabbing drinks every place we went and I was getting sloppy. At the final place we stop at there is a back door where all kinds of underage kids are pouring in......I was like, "What the fuck?" but then I remembered I was in D and that stuff happens all the time. Aug aka "The Game" was trying to talk to some chick behind the bar that was to busy texting TJ Ducket. He leaves her at the end of the night with the comment, "I'd ask for your number, but i'm pretty sure I'll never see you again".........hahaha I couldn't believe he said that. Just goes to show that you WILL NOT find a wife/gf at the bar. Finally, we'd had enough and got back on the road where Nate drove us home. We went in the house and left Aug passed out in the back seat only to come back out to get him later that night in fear that he would freeze to death.......lol. I go to bed only to wake up to the house cold as fuck.........the heater was broke ......again. I'm like you gotta be kidding me. I'm in a full fledged sweatsuit outfit wearing a hat in my own house trying not to turn into an icicle. I follow the trail of mac n' cheese to the couch where I find Augie passed out next to an empty bowl. He wakes up and I question him regarding the Mac........he claims he doesn't know anything about it.............riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...haha. Overall, it was quite the B-Day weekend. Bringing closure to 24 and welcoming 25............I wonder what this year will hold.
I link up with Zach at the bar and have a seat when I notice a group of girls that I know sitting next to him. Glances are exchanged followed by one of the girls coming over to talk. Joslyn was dressed up but claimed she looked like capt. Jack from Pirates of the Carribean. Of course this wasn't the case but we played along and ordered "Jack" in honor of the nickname. The girls were goin upstairs and wanted us to come with em, but we weren't ready to move on yet. We stuck around downstairs and in comes my familair waitress from Sizzlin' Sticks. Girl is dressed to impress and more than willing to put it out there. We make eye contact followed by the visit from her soon after. Before I know it, she's buying us shots galore and being super agressive. I'm getting a buzz going and this chick is throwin some crazy lines at me.....reminded me of the female version of myself...haha. I meet all her gf's, which apparently have partied on cass lake this summer and know my friends, so of course we do the small talk for a lil bit regarding the issue. Meanwhile Zach runs into a couple friends he knows and wants to go upstairs and do it up. We get up there and it was on. Girls were hungry and were definitely out to either get some ass or recruit that future bf. The after college game i've learned is much different from what I used to be accustomed to, but girls apparently were breaking the rules and putting themselves out there. I was beating them off with a stick and sending them over to zach to ease the commotion. This wasn't even the goal of the night but we were at it in full force now. We finally got off the dance floor and realized it was getting late. I'd been dodging sizzling sticks and capt. Jack on and off throughout the night due to the conflict of interest coupled with the randoms that were there too. There was no way I could drive home yet so we hung out in Zach's car for a bit crackin up about how ridiculous the night was. It's interesting to hear you're friends plans for the next day knowing that he doesn't have a real job yet and have to get up early as hell like you do. Keeping with this idea, I definitely was forced to call in the next day and found myself dry heaving in the sink shortly after. My entire friday was shot.........
Saturday I was job hunting like usual looking for that dream job when I got the sudden idea to look into metro pcs for a new phone. I don't know why I didn't look into this before because I definitely walked out with a new phone under no contract and the beloved txting capability that I haven't had for the past year! I'm frickin pumped and shoot out a couple texts to people. The response was hilarious. I get, "WELCOME TO 2008", "YOU HAVE JUST STEPPED YOUR GAME UP TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL", "UH OH, BALLER". I was crackin' up....
We end up in Detroit at a buddy's place where my night starts with Beam on the rocks.......disgusting. We have a few drinks then roll out to Proof which is right below his place. Mind you, i'm wearing a sport coat(which I've never worn out in my life) and its fucking freeeeeezing. Picked the worst night ever to not wear a coat. We finish a couple rounds at Proof then head out to Pulse, followed by Esko(where a $20 cover seemed ridiculous to us) and landed at The Well only to leave and head to Baltimore Lunch. We had done it up MSU style grabbing drinks every place we went and I was getting sloppy. At the final place we stop at there is a back door where all kinds of underage kids are pouring in......I was like, "What the fuck?" but then I remembered I was in D and that stuff happens all the time. Aug aka "The Game" was trying to talk to some chick behind the bar that was to busy texting TJ Ducket. He leaves her at the end of the night with the comment, "I'd ask for your number, but i'm pretty sure I'll never see you again".........hahaha I couldn't believe he said that. Just goes to show that you WILL NOT find a wife/gf at the bar. Finally, we'd had enough and got back on the road where Nate drove us home. We went in the house and left Aug passed out in the back seat only to come back out to get him later that night in fear that he would freeze to death.......lol. I go to bed only to wake up to the house cold as fuck.........the heater was broke ......again. I'm like you gotta be kidding me. I'm in a full fledged sweatsuit outfit wearing a hat in my own house trying not to turn into an icicle. I follow the trail of mac n' cheese to the couch where I find Augie passed out next to an empty bowl. He wakes up and I question him regarding the Mac........he claims he doesn't know anything about it.............riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...haha. Overall, it was quite the B-Day weekend. Bringing closure to 24 and welcoming 25............I wonder what this year will hold.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
RD's Nuts
What up G's and G-ette's? Glad to see the G-log has been resurrected and is back in full force! I miss the old days of collecting bone yard specimen from L.EYE's bed at 4am and putting a top jaw rope on paul wall during his late night slumber. But now I'm out in the NYC and missing out on all of the fun that you guys have been having lately. However, i'm trying to do it up right out here. Was at the bar until 5:45am on Saturday night... Dropped a ball and a half and ended the night eating late night "street meat" (cart food) on some random corner in Midtown at about 6:30am after being offered a legitimate tag team opportunity. Good times good times, pics to follow soon!
You guys should def all come out and visit soon... It's reeedic out here! Bars don't close and neither do the ladies. And these girls are agressive (no game needed "CP"s)! Let's get a plan, either a springer break type vacation (Flo Rida, AZ, CA, etc) or an NYC extravaganza, whatever the group decides is cool with me...
Crank Dat Soulja Boy
You guys should def all come out and visit soon... It's reeedic out here! Bars don't close and neither do the ladies. And these girls are agressive (no game needed "CP"s)! Let's get a plan, either a springer break type vacation (Flo Rida, AZ, CA, etc) or an NYC extravaganza, whatever the group decides is cool with me...
Crank Dat Soulja Boy
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