Chillin in Miami

Based on the date of my last post I definitely need to step my blog game up. There's been numerous trips so let me start with Miami.

Miami Puz finally got himself established in the Coconut Grove area so Ryan and I knew we had to continue to ride his coat tails and take a trip down there. Grabbed a ticket for $200 bones and started to wing it from there. Puz scooped me up from the airport and we skirted around the area briefly before I entered a familiar scene inside his house. Dirty dishes everywhere, no glasses to drink out of, and his room looked like a bomb exploded.....No prob, this is the same guy that I came to know several years before......"Hey got any shoes I can borrow, hahaha LMAO!"

Ryan finally showed up in the C300 that I agreed to rent with him for the weekend. Car was PIMP! Can't roll around in Miami without the proper ride..We began making fun of each other immediately with our usual derogatory remarks and then decided to head on down to Puz's club so we could see where he worked and introduce us to his friends.

Nothing has changed, Puz is still the man of the hour no matter where we go. We had waitresses hooking us up with whatever we wanted. Begin the interesting situation.......so I had been sitting down at a table for all of 5 minutes when this smoking hot chick walks up next to me. Amazing body and chest was put on the 5 year plan at 0% interest......haha FAKE! "My friends and I are bored and want to come join you guys"........not a problem sweet heart....I cleaned off our table and she came over with her two girls. The initial chick sat across the table from me and that's when I fell in love with her friend. She was Columbian and had that spice that I like. I start flirting with her and have her eating out of the palm of my hand in no time. I ask them if I should speak Spanish to them, but they adamently said no they prefer English and White guys as the chick across the table continues to smile at me. By this time i've already made my decision about which one I want, so I ignore the girl across the table from me that's trying to get my attention and pissing Ryan off, and keep hitting on the Columbian chick.

Finally out of desperation the chick across the table throws out, "Hey have you guys ever heard of Bangbus?" Hold the phone......did this chick just say bang bus??? Yea of course i've heard of it why? She smiles and says, well I may have been on it once or twice! I couldn't believe what just came out of this girls mouth(or has been in it!). This was an open invitation for me to take her back to Puz's and do some serious work, but having visited this website before, I was actually kind of grossed out. What's ironic is that I know that girl that does the updates for Bang Bus and she is hot as hell as well. She wanted to hook up but I passed on that since I heard she was banging every African American gentlemen in the Detroit Metro area....haha. No big deal.

Fast forward, we continue to hang out at Puz's bar for the night where he isn't spose to be working, but he gets on stage to do a few songs and busts out "Yea" by Usher.....not bad on piano! End of the night rolls around and it's time to take off. The Columbian chick wants to hang out more but the Bang Bus ringleader was bent on making sure everyone left with her. Figures...

No worries, I was just happy to be hanging out with my boys and be chillin in Miami. We hit an after party for a little bit and then I had to pass out.

Next day I woke up parched as hell only to be met with the mountain of dirty dishes that stared back at me in the kitchen. I grabbed whatever was available to hold liquid, a measuring cup and ryan had a small cooking pan. LOL LOL......it was ridiculous.

We woke Puz up and taxi'd down to the beach in the C series. Tons of high end cars on the road.....and yes someone was rolling in an R8......look it up if you don't know what i'm talking about. This Audi car is sick! We paid for an umbrella because Puz is super white and it was hot as fuck out and proceeded to chill and enjoy the beach scene and waves. We went in a couple different times and finally had to quit b/c is was so exhausting. 30% white chocolate, we proceeded back to the crib to get ready for the nights activites. Now, I don't know what Puz was thinking having us go to this nice ass bar and him trying to get in wearing a Tshirt(yea don't ask), but through our negotiation skills we were finally able to get him in, Dumb ass.....This place was packed and was high end. It didn't take long before I had a little fan club going and some gay guy grabbing my ass........not cool. Definitely felt uncomfortable. The bartender in the back was on lock and then I picked up some amazing 6ft tall chick by the dance floor. Puz and Ryan were getting drunk and I soon followed. This continued while I grabbed a few numbers before I found myself passing in and out in the back of the car with Ryan doing like 100 down the freeway.

Next day Ryan and I decided that we were gonna hit the beach again, but it was overcast and rainy outside. Puz wanted to catch up on his sleep cause he had to work that night so Ryan and I ended up in the hood watching a game of Jai Lai. It took us a half hour before we actually kinda understood how to play, but since there was betting involved it was pretty interesting. We were the youngest people there by 40 years. You know that smell when you walk into an older persons home.....yea that's what this place smelled of. Time to peace out, we could only hang out so long and then it was starting to brighten outside so we chanced it. We made it a couple hours on the beach watching this huge storm come in before the torrential rain we got caught in decided it was time for us to go. Sunny then stormy every 15 minutes and I thought Michigan weather was crazy!

That night we decided to do it up big time. Ryan had a contact in the Miami area that he had worked with out of New York, so he hit him up to take us out. We ended up meeting this guy in the heart of Miami and YES it was expensive and YES there were the hottest most amazing girls i've ever seen. It was even intimidating at times because not only were these girls good looking, but some were even as tall as me! I was like what the fuck is going on down here!! So in keeping with standard guy protocol I picked up a round of drinks for the 3 of us. When the bartender told me $60 that's when I decided I wasn't buying shit for anyone else the rest of the night. Jeeezus it's expensive down there. We bounced around to a couple different bars before we ended up at a dance club around 3am or so. We walk in and in no time, we have chicks. We're hanging out with these girls for awhile before mine blows up on me and says that i'm hitting on her friend. Whoah, talk about psycho! Words were exchanged then we peaced these girls out. That's not how we roll. Finally it was like 4 in the morning and we couldn't do the bar scene any longer. Again I don't endorce drunk driving and I think it's retarted, but for some reason when Ryan and I get together, we think that the two of us can talk each other into getting home safe and sound. Luckily this trend continued and yes we are dumbasses.

Sunday was a sad day. Waking up and knowing you have to head on back to Detroit in a few hours back to normal life. It's hard to explain but I know that we will always be friends and continue to do these trips that we do. Puz is a very random person, but I think that's why I find him so entertaining. YES I still own him. We grabbed some lunch and then went on our way. I tried to take one last picture and as the young lady who was fresh off the boat snapped our photo, my camera stopped working.......Now I was pissed at the time but then oh well, I had my pictures and I could get a sweet camera for a couple hundred bucks, but now I can't find my camera so I have nothing to document me going on this trip...FML.

Either way it was an amazing time and an amazing place to live. I envy Puz but i'm sure we will reunite at another location in the near future.