Hampton's Trip!

In trying to make up for lost time, here goes the Hampton's trip......

So RD gives me a ring and lets me know that he's got a crew of people renting a house out in the Hamptons for the weekend and that yours truly needs to make an appearance. Quick decision, yup i'm in. Apparently the house was off the chain and there would be about 15 people guy/girl combo there for the weekend and then Ryan's GF(wait what did you just say, yup he def lost the bet) had a joint house with 7 other girls out there. Being the opportunist that I am, I hooked up with NWA and booked the flight.

True to his word Ryan was right and I was definitely delayed. By the time I got to the train station in New York, I had BF'd(try living my life) Ryan and his girl out of taking the first train so they could wait for me to get there. Hey it happens. So this is the first time that I get to meet his GF. Ryan has always been a good wing and able to hold his own, but when he actually decides to date a chick, I have always wanted to throw the trump card down and call him aside for an emergency meeting. The guy loves a plain jane headcase and wonders why things always go south. No matter, that's where I come in......the voice of reason. Introductions aside, I've made my mental decision about how I feel about this girl and I sense that she's trying to size me up as well to see if I am a threat to Ryan and her. Of course I am, but for the time being, it's all good.

We get going on the train and it's not until I realize that it's about a 2 hour ride that I know I need to find something to entertain myself. Hmmm not a problem. I text the girl that answers the phone at one of my plants and tell her I need a little something. Within minutes i've got some very interesting pictures to entertain myself with and promptly ask Ryan and imitation wifey what they think. They crack up and say not bad....not bad at all. Haha. You gotta step your picture game up and keep it interesting. Keep an eye out for the newest website that's about to be up and coming mirrorbitches.com The guys talked about opening this up and posting what girls send to guys. Being an avid collector myself, I am def ready willing and able to contribute!

We finally arrive and get out to the house where everybody else is spose to be. Along the train ride I learned that Ryan "forgot" to tell me that his girls friends were no longer coming out for the weekend, and so the circle of BF came back around to bite me. We roll in and there is a group of guys cooking up some food. Bingo, let me introduce myself and yes I would like one of those chicken breasts! I meet the girls that are there and figure out that this is actually a large couples weekend. Just our luck Hurricane (insert any relevant name here) was pushing into the area so it was actually kind of raining and the rest of the people that were supposed to show up actually decided to cancel but pay their share. Understandable.......the Hamptons is actually very much like northern Michigan. Lots of trees and nature and then some MTV cribs houses. I didn't know what to expect, but it didnt take long to feel right at home out there.

About the house.....this place was pretty dam huge. It had an underground pool outside, game room upstairs and a shit load of beds packed into each room so that you could accomodate the maximum amount of people into these places as they are expensive as fuck to have for the weekend. We start playing some drinking games, pool, etc and before I know it, I am pretty tired. I try and pass out in one of the little beds by like 3am and then I get woken up by Ryan asking me if I want to come back to his girls place which is around the corner and post up in a queen size bed. We grab our stuff real quick and jump into Ryan's girls car. Not more than five min down the road are we when we get pulled over by officer bacon. Of course we would have a break light out and where is your documentation? Ryan's girl is pulling out expired insurance papers like their going out of style. Cop was finally like, this one is from 2004. In my drunken backseat stupor I thought we were going to jail....haha. Finally, he's like just get out of here.......wow love a get out of jail free card.

Next day we wake up and Ryan's girl is being a bitch and wants to go back to New York. Ryan is trying to talk sense to her before she heads out to get her and him some breakfast. None for me as I had already woke up before everyone else and made a meal of well cooked expired eggs that I found in the refrigerator....yea I pulled a Puz, caw! My solution to the matter was 86 this chick and let's do what we are very good at doing. No need to explain. Ryan is torn because he falls quickly for girls and appreciates my advice which is usually spot on. For the time being they reconcile and then Ryan say's why not invite Kelly Mac and her two roomates out for the weekend? I'm like yea why not, I hadn't see Kelly in a long time and we went to MSU together.

He makes the call and then sure enough the girls are down to come out. When they get there I was pleasantly suprised to see Kel, a thicker roomate and one that was smoking hot! Ryan had told me they were attractive and that he had tried to hook up with both the thicker chick and had been denied by the hot one. With a smile on my face, "Do you mind if I try?"....hahaha....

We get introduced real quick and then we are all getting along real well. Talking about school memories, jobs, etc etc. We got back to Ryan's girl's place and then we started playing some drinking games. It was raining outside, which was a shame because the house was just as dope as the other one. Underground pool, ping pong......not happening though. We play several different drinking games but I shined at Presidents and Assholes. As the president, I took full advantage of my priveledges and we were all cracking up. We went over to the other house for dinner real quick and continued to play team pool and flip cup. We did not show up at flip cup and the guys were ridiculed all night...oh well. We went back to the other house to shower up real quick and get ready to go out to one of the bars. Now everybody got all done up and let me tell you that Kel's roomate was looking outstanding! I casted out the bait and told her she looked good.......let the games begin. On the cab ride there i'm sitting in the middle seat and out of no where she starts rubbing my shoulders from behind. YEAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII! Time to clock in! We got to the bar and it was packed with a lot of people. There was a really good band and we were just chilling and hanging out. We did a few shots and before I know it, Erin(hot chick) is all over me.

Now I never appreciated that guy that making out in front of everyone, in fact I hate that guy. But that night I was the asshole. We were going at it until Ryan helped me out and was like hey let's get out of here. All systems go.....YES LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. We get back to his girls place and Kel and all her girls go into the back room and shut the door. Immediately i'm thinking this is not good.......I have Ryan go investigate what's going on, but he can't figure it out either. I thought Kelly was telling Erin about how she had already hooked up with me back in school(she later hooked up with Ryan the following year...hahaha) and that was going to ruin my chances with Erin. I couldn't have been more wrong. Erin comes out of the back room in a bathing suit and goes and jumps in the pool. Hell yea it's on! I change real quick, jump in and immediately regret my decision. It is cold as FUCK!!! I see the garden hose still filling it up and then everything makes sense haha. We mess around for sec and then i'm like lets get out of here. We run inside and then the following shower scene that ensued was something out of a porno. Every thing that could have fallen in that shower was now on the floor. People were trying to sleep but we didn't care. The shower was about 2ft by 2 ft so unfortunately we had to peace out and headed to my room. This chick was a freak! I do work, start to pass out and then she wakes me up to do work again........i'm immediately in love lol! I wake up the next day and have no idea where i'm at only to look over and see Erin next to me. Quick decision, I do work again haha. This girl's personality was amazing to bad she lives in the big apple.

We gather our stuff and jump on the train to get going back to the airport. Ryan and his girl stick around so its me, kel and her two girls. I get Kel hooked on this new application for the Iphone called spell number, where you can send icons in your text. This helped pass the time of the trip. I said my goodbyes and get going to find a cab back from Jamaica station to La Guardia. "Taxi sir, you ready?" I look over and I see this short ghetto black guy motioning me to follow him. I start walking and then i'm thinking where is his cab? He takes me back to into this alley where I expect to get jumped and he laughs and says, "private cab, jump in!". I roll with it since he is half my size and he agreed to my $20 proposal. The guy is a real piece of work.....seems nice enough but he's fifty, has an oldest son that's 32 and just got engaged to a girl that he has a child with that is 23. After telling him he is my idol(hahaha) he tells me the story about how he was going through tough times and addictions. His pasture took him into his house and that's when this guy started messing with his 18yr old daughter, now his fiance'. That is some shit!

I finally get dropped off in one piece thank god, and wait to board my plane. I thought I had heard someone say my name while I was waiting but I wasn't sure. Fast forward.....I get on the plane and make a b line to the back because I really had to piss. As soon as I exit I see N^2 X girlfriend Kristine sitting there. Now Nate really liked this girl, but she was a dumb bitch and I don't care much for her. I curtly said hi and then headed to my seat. Dropped a txt to Nate and then started reflecting on the weekends events and about what trip I was going to do next. Just another strong weekend in the life of the CP, more to follow....