Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Summer Time Preparation
Keeping with a CP mindset, Jsomps and I realized that it was about that time to step our game up. We've known about it for awhile, but we finally decided to join forces and order a copy of Total Six Pack Abs. Demanding yes, but how will it pan out? I changed up the diet last summer and lasted for about a month. This plan is grueling on your body and pushes even the toughest person to the edge.........by reducing your carb intake down to 30 grams/day and eating only fat and protein, you force your body to get energy by breaking down your fat deposits. This time we're gonna add some cardio to the mix.......it just got serious.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Kentucky Derby?
Every group of friends needs that guy that throws ideas on the table and convinces the rest that what he is proposing may be ridiculous, but feasible. I give you the Kentucky Derby.....
A rented RV full of best friends drawn by the aura of legal gambling, thoroughbred horses, mullets, and low cut sundresses is driving us to get out of Michigan. I put together the macro and micro details in excel today and sent the details out to the guys. I consider this "virtual fishing" as I basically throw out an idea and wait for people to bite. Fish on? I'll keep you posted. Detail is as follows:
A rented RV full of best friends drawn by the aura of legal gambling, thoroughbred horses, mullets, and low cut sundresses is driving us to get out of Michigan. I put together the macro and micro details in excel today and sent the details out to the guys. I consider this "virtual fishing" as I basically throw out an idea and wait for people to bite. Fish on? I'll keep you posted. Detail is as follows:
| GUYS WEEKEND - KENTUCKY DERBY (FRIDAY MAY 1ST-MONDAY MAY 4TH) | |||||||
| Overview | Actual | Actual if we shop smart | |||||
| Miles One Way (From Aisin) | 350 miles | Fixed Costs | |||||
| Estimated Time | 5-5.5hrs | Variable | |||||
| 3 Nights RV | $312 | $312 | $312 | ||||
| Mileage(700 at $.32/mile) | $224.00 | $224.00 | $224.00 | ||||
| Sales Tax | $24.48 | $24.48 | $24.48 | ||||
| Security Deposit | $500.00 | $0.00 | $0.00 | ||||
| Gas (assume 8 mi/gal at $2/gal) | $175.00 | $175.00 | $175.00 | ||||
| Alcohol (Assume 15$/person/day) | $315.00 | $315.00 | $168.00 | We drink mostly beer instead of top shelf liquors (Nate to handle this area….), maybe we even get a keg? | |||
| Food (Assume 10$/person/day) | $210.00 | $210.00 | $105.00 | We eat the basics (hotdogs, hamburgers, chicken, buns, J to make food list) | |||
| Bar (Assume $15/person/day) | $315.00 | $315.00 | $210.00 | We show up hammered to the bar instead of getting hammered there | |||
| Miscellaneous (Assume $5/person/day) | $105.00 | $105.00 | $0.00 | Maybe not necessary? | |||
| Derby Tix ($40/Sunday) | $280.00 | $280.00 | $280.00 | ||||
| Beer Bongs (2) | $10.00 | $10.00 | $5.00 | Def. need one of these…. | |||
| Total/person (assume 7) | $352.93 | $281.50 | $214.78 | ||||
| Note: If only six people driving down in the RV then mileage fee and gas will be higher | |||||||
| Roster | for those six by $9 | ||||||
| Me | |||||||
| Jarod | |||||||
| Jsomps | |||||||
| N^2 | |||||||
| Zach | |||||||
| Aug | |||||||
| Ryan - we will pick up in the D | |||||||
| Paul - to fly into Louisville | |||||||
| Puz - to fly into Louisville? | |||||||
| Everyone to meet at my work Friday, RV pick up is 12miles away from Aisin | |||||||
| Departure time is dependent on Ryan's flight and our work schedules | |||||||
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Cool Kids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsYL6MGqDss
The beat is sick and the video is hilarious. Check out Black Mags after you watch this......dyno with the black mag!
"Dope man attire, gimme bout an hour, and I'll have it clicking, ticking, gliding, flying like McGuyver"
The beat is sick and the video is hilarious. Check out Black Mags after you watch this......dyno with the black mag!
"Dope man attire, gimme bout an hour, and I'll have it clicking, ticking, gliding, flying like McGuyver"
Sunday, March 1, 2009
I'm Back!
What up G Log, it's been awhile but i'm back! Forgot what email I used to log into this thing, but trial and error is on my side. So I been reading this book, "I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL", and have been laughing my ass off. Basically, this book has story after story about some kid getting drunk, hooking up, and just disrespecting girls altogether, LOL! Some of the shit he does is almost unbelievable, but occasionally I can relate to a few events that are intertwined with my own. Just a simple example: he is at a party where people are doing keg stands. It's some chicks turn and they lift her up and start counting. The guy in this book, Tucker Max, walks up out of a crowd of people and punches her square in the vagina before fading back in the crown unnoticed........I was dying after reading this haha. Who does something like that?
This weekend was pretty fun and I definitely needed it. The entire week with work was stressing me the fuck out. With the economy being shit, Toyota is penny pinching everything and implementing numerous cost reduction activities on my products. On top of this we are also taking on additional internal projects because of people that quit as well as the fact that our group consistently produces strong results. It sucks right now, but it's definitely better than being a statistic and looking for a job.
I'll end with a story about N^2. So we hit up the Irish Tavern to watch my buddy performing(he's a little asian dude thats 37, and looks like he's 20, I shit you not) We met up with a bunch of my other friends who came out and just kept it chill. N^2, pulls up this email on his Iphone of these chicks with huuuuuge tits and he's showing people at the bar. He is smashed and thinks this is hilarious..........I am laughing myself. He shows his phone to another little asian guy that is there and suddenly this kids eyes are no longer asian and look like saucers LOL! He was looking at the pics for like five minutes. I am doing my thing and mingling towards the end of the night when I need to round up Nate to get out of there. I find him playing Keno at the bar where he tells me he's playing with some of the bar tenders money(who he showed the naked pics to earlier, yea unbelievable) because he was short a few dollars. I finally get him out of there and back to the house where he proclaims, "i'm not ready to stop drinking yet". Granted its like 230am...I think there's a name for people like this. Stay tuned..
This weekend was pretty fun and I definitely needed it. The entire week with work was stressing me the fuck out. With the economy being shit, Toyota is penny pinching everything and implementing numerous cost reduction activities on my products. On top of this we are also taking on additional internal projects because of people that quit as well as the fact that our group consistently produces strong results. It sucks right now, but it's definitely better than being a statistic and looking for a job.
I'll end with a story about N^2. So we hit up the Irish Tavern to watch my buddy performing(he's a little asian dude thats 37, and looks like he's 20, I shit you not) We met up with a bunch of my other friends who came out and just kept it chill. N^2, pulls up this email on his Iphone of these chicks with huuuuuge tits and he's showing people at the bar. He is smashed and thinks this is hilarious..........I am laughing myself. He shows his phone to another little asian guy that is there and suddenly this kids eyes are no longer asian and look like saucers LOL! He was looking at the pics for like five minutes. I am doing my thing and mingling towards the end of the night when I need to round up Nate to get out of there. I find him playing Keno at the bar where he tells me he's playing with some of the bar tenders money(who he showed the naked pics to earlier, yea unbelievable) because he was short a few dollars. I finally get him out of there and back to the house where he proclaims, "i'm not ready to stop drinking yet". Granted its like 230am...I think there's a name for people like this. Stay tuned..
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Crazy Crazy Weekend
Yo - So I worked my magic I have the original BF coming to town to celebrate this Icefest. Rumor has it that this thing is fun... but so is kayaking in Jamaica... but both will end up giving you a rash...
Check it.
I haven't published a post on the log in minute.
But that don't mean I ain't about to get up in it.
This weekend it's on - that is fo sho.
Sposed to be warm - icefect aint gettin' no snow.
But trust me when I say - things might still get white...
Deegan is making the trek - you know that's right.
Aug will be there too, spittin' all his game to the guys.
Too bad that all he'll take home that night is some fries.
Torri after the hype, this party better not suck.
I'll bust up in your room while you and the secretary f-ck.
It's nearly five here's where it'll stop.
Just like Saturday night, where on Torri's pillow I'll pop.
Check it.
I haven't published a post on the log in minute.
But that don't mean I ain't about to get up in it.
This weekend it's on - that is fo sho.
Sposed to be warm - icefect aint gettin' no snow.
But trust me when I say - things might still get white...
Deegan is making the trek - you know that's right.
Aug will be there too, spittin' all his game to the guys.
Too bad that all he'll take home that night is some fries.
Torri after the hype, this party better not suck.
I'll bust up in your room while you and the secretary f-ck.
It's nearly five here's where it'll stop.
Just like Saturday night, where on Torri's pillow I'll pop.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Acapulco Dreamin'
Vacatiooooooooooon! Wow 5 days in Mexico with some of the coolest kids Detroit Metro and Chi-town have to offer. Paradise at last............
Checked into the Crowne Hotel the first night and rolled 8 deep to get some dinner. We met some chicks from Boston and proceeded to show them how michigan does it. SHOTS!!! ANNIE UP! Def. in the mood to get to the club, but my ass is turned away b/c i'm wearin' shorts. No prob I say, let's roll to the strip club. Me, Dustin and Katrina leave the group and go to this club that's hoppin. We grab a booth and notice that all around us their's hard core porn on all the flat screen tv's. We're like WTF.....but we're cool with it. Couple minutes later a couple comes in and sits next to us in the booth and before you know it, this dude is finger bangin' his girl in front of everyone. We were dyin'........is that dude for real? Apparently he was thinkin the same thing, b/c 5 minutes later when we look over again he was getting head from this chick! WHOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! This was nutz, anything goes in Mexico. We grab a quick lap dance then got out of there.......pretty shady.
Next day we head on up to the Villas to meet the rest of our crew. 21 total and we are in awe. This is the nicest place i've ever stayed at to date. There is an intricate maze of rooms and more rooms that are connected together. Couple this with your private bartender, cooks, maids, private pool, fish shaped hot tub, and view of all Acapulco and you are livin' large! We start binge drinking and having a blast. Anything you want, you had access too. We headed out to El Abrije for the night and tore this place up. I found my way to the dance floor and began recruiting the local talent. Before you know if we had 8 canadians that were ready for anything. We cut a rug and did a plethora of shots before we headed back to the villas. We hung out with the girls and before you know if I was going to bed with the sun coming up.........
Saturday-Monday was the same thing..........party and drink all day, only to stop and get ready for the club. In the effort of saving time, i'll fast forward to the last night. We hit up Paladium, which i've heard is the number1 or 2 club in the world?? Not sure if this is true but it was amazing! Stadium seating and private booths with waiters all over the place. We had had a MSU sorority over earlier in the evening before we headed out, so we immediately located them when we got in the door. These girls were out of control.......and there was a ton of them. We all hit up the dance floor, where I was doing the Soldier Boy dance with one of them(which i was pretty impressed she knew it) and trying not to go deaf from all the bass. Sooooooo many shots I was in rare form, but then again when wasn't I on this trip? The Devil was the highlight of the night, a guy painted all in silver with strobe lights attached to his wrists, contacts that made his eyes glow, and a getup coupled with a headdress that would be the ultimate halloween costume if one was to wear it. He adlibs to a song called "Sex, Drugs and House". The way this guy could get the crowd surging was fucking amazing! You had so much adrenaline going that anything seemed possible at any second. CO2 would blast from the ceiling and you wouldn't be able to see..........chaos all around you. We finally rolled out, some of the MSU chicks coming with us......haha. The stories from the guys the next morning were hilarious...........ahhhhh good old MSU. Finally, it was time to catch the plane and return to 20 degree weather. Only one of the guys caugh Monezuma's Revenge(diahhrea and flu combo due to drinking/eating bad food/water). We had a crash landing that scared the shit out of me b/c the weather was so bad. I had to question myself of why I live in Michigan? I really couldn't justify a good answer........maybe that is a sign.
It's funny when you take a trip like this and your able to briefly leave all your stress and troubles behind you that you find yourself analyzing your life. Things that you normally don't think about run through your mind and you kind of challenge yourself as to what makes you happy and what you want out of life.......I voiced this to many of my now friends from the trip that I hadn't met until 5 days before and found that they too had had similar thoughts. I guess this is a normal thing.......wow, already thinking about future vacations. Acapulco, you were one for the record books! Good friends, good times, and i'm peeling like crazy.....
By the way, "Gorilla Log" isn't unique to myself and MSU as many of the other people were recording funny quotes and documenting events similar to the way we have in the past in a book/scroll/voice recorder. I hope JSomps has these treasured artifacts under lock and key and doesn't lose them the way he did that movie we found in Fort Lauderdale many many years ago......haha.
Checked into the Crowne Hotel the first night and rolled 8 deep to get some dinner. We met some chicks from Boston and proceeded to show them how michigan does it. SHOTS!!! ANNIE UP! Def. in the mood to get to the club, but my ass is turned away b/c i'm wearin' shorts. No prob I say, let's roll to the strip club. Me, Dustin and Katrina leave the group and go to this club that's hoppin. We grab a booth and notice that all around us their's hard core porn on all the flat screen tv's. We're like WTF.....but we're cool with it. Couple minutes later a couple comes in and sits next to us in the booth and before you know it, this dude is finger bangin' his girl in front of everyone. We were dyin'........is that dude for real? Apparently he was thinkin the same thing, b/c 5 minutes later when we look over again he was getting head from this chick! WHOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! This was nutz, anything goes in Mexico. We grab a quick lap dance then got out of there.......pretty shady.
Next day we head on up to the Villas to meet the rest of our crew. 21 total and we are in awe. This is the nicest place i've ever stayed at to date. There is an intricate maze of rooms and more rooms that are connected together. Couple this with your private bartender, cooks, maids, private pool, fish shaped hot tub, and view of all Acapulco and you are livin' large! We start binge drinking and having a blast. Anything you want, you had access too. We headed out to El Abrije for the night and tore this place up. I found my way to the dance floor and began recruiting the local talent. Before you know if we had 8 canadians that were ready for anything. We cut a rug and did a plethora of shots before we headed back to the villas. We hung out with the girls and before you know if I was going to bed with the sun coming up.........
Saturday-Monday was the same thing..........party and drink all day, only to stop and get ready for the club. In the effort of saving time, i'll fast forward to the last night. We hit up Paladium, which i've heard is the number1 or 2 club in the world?? Not sure if this is true but it was amazing! Stadium seating and private booths with waiters all over the place. We had had a MSU sorority over earlier in the evening before we headed out, so we immediately located them when we got in the door. These girls were out of control.......and there was a ton of them. We all hit up the dance floor, where I was doing the Soldier Boy dance with one of them(which i was pretty impressed she knew it) and trying not to go deaf from all the bass. Sooooooo many shots I was in rare form, but then again when wasn't I on this trip? The Devil was the highlight of the night, a guy painted all in silver with strobe lights attached to his wrists, contacts that made his eyes glow, and a getup coupled with a headdress that would be the ultimate halloween costume if one was to wear it. He adlibs to a song called "Sex, Drugs and House". The way this guy could get the crowd surging was fucking amazing! You had so much adrenaline going that anything seemed possible at any second. CO2 would blast from the ceiling and you wouldn't be able to see..........chaos all around you. We finally rolled out, some of the MSU chicks coming with us......haha. The stories from the guys the next morning were hilarious...........ahhhhh good old MSU. Finally, it was time to catch the plane and return to 20 degree weather. Only one of the guys caugh Monezuma's Revenge(diahhrea and flu combo due to drinking/eating bad food/water). We had a crash landing that scared the shit out of me b/c the weather was so bad. I had to question myself of why I live in Michigan? I really couldn't justify a good answer........maybe that is a sign.
It's funny when you take a trip like this and your able to briefly leave all your stress and troubles behind you that you find yourself analyzing your life. Things that you normally don't think about run through your mind and you kind of challenge yourself as to what makes you happy and what you want out of life.......I voiced this to many of my now friends from the trip that I hadn't met until 5 days before and found that they too had had similar thoughts. I guess this is a normal thing.......wow, already thinking about future vacations. Acapulco, you were one for the record books! Good friends, good times, and i'm peeling like crazy.....
By the way, "Gorilla Log" isn't unique to myself and MSU as many of the other people were recording funny quotes and documenting events similar to the way we have in the past in a book/scroll/voice recorder. I hope JSomps has these treasured artifacts under lock and key and doesn't lose them the way he did that movie we found in Fort Lauderdale many many years ago......haha.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
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